Anyways if you were obsessed with “Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper” as a kid then congrats you’re gay now
sometimes i remember that in my senior year religion class our sixty year old conservative catholic teacher made us watch dead poets society and assigned us each a character to pay attention to the arc of and at the end every gay person was like thanks im bald and the class was literally called christian living commitments and she showed us the film thinking about like. jobs and stuff.
Please don’t ascribe this to any recent current events but like… when Dick Cheney finally dies, I’m gonna need everyone to be at their most tasteless. I’m gonna need full-on disrespect for the dead, like, the sort of stuff that would get you thrown out of the funeral. I’m talking mockery that would in any other circumstances would stop his cold robot heart, and also the artificial pump he uses to keep it working. I’m talking “if you have a chance to glue a clown wig to the body before it goes in the ground, make it happen” disrespect. None of this “he was a patriot and devoted public servant” crap. Start planning your Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead party NOW
im just feasting on the scraps of wjsn ot13 -cheng xiao in the seasons greetings like meiqi babying yeoreum and yeoreum saying that she uses meiqis bed bc she doesnt like being alone in the room and dawon making fun of meiqis korean getting worse
